The Very Best Of Shaun Oakes

Whilst wrestling with The Girlfriend last night, I managed to strain 17 different muscle groups, so I'm not going to be able to write anything of substance today. I thought this would be a good opportunity to highlight some of my earlier masterpieces however, masterpieces which you may have missed.

Look, I know the Archives section can be daunting, but it's really worth the effort. Take breaks in between though, because the sheer brilliance of it all will literally make your head explode. Otherwise, be sure to have a look at the following. This is what we call mandatory reading, as my History teacher used to say, before completely f*cking with us and setting the paper on the OTHER Shakespeare play, the one you never read and then fell asleep during the movie because you were out the previous night at Club Vibe in Lansdowne? (Yeah, I've been around)

Anyhoo, have a gander at these crackers, they might make you shit yourself in awe, so best wear a nappy while you read them:

The Camps Bay Thursday Night Adventure - Our first raucous night out after moving into The HQ. A bonafide classic. Read More.

Adventures Of A Social Misfit - I share some of my odd social behaviour and the embarrassing episodes I've endured. Read More.

JAG Night At Tiger Tiger - The crazy adventures of a JAG (Just All Guys) Night held at Tiger Tiger in Claremont. Read More.

JAG Night II - The second legendary JAG night held in Cape Town, which also featured a trip to Tiger. Read More.

Never Fight With A Striking Nurse - When I discovered the hard way not to f*ck with a nurse on strike. Read More.

Aaaaand scene.



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