If You're All Out Of Eisbein, Just SAY So

Thursday Morning. Food Deli at Pick n Pay, Gardens Cape Town.

Me: Hi there.
Deli Worker: ...
Me: Hi there, I would like some Eisbein, please.
Deli Worker: No Eisbein.
Me: Oh? Has it been sold out, or do you not stock any at this store?
Deli Worker: No Eisbein.
Me: Okay, thanks again for confirming that. Do you usually sell it though?
Deli Worker: There is no Eisbein.
Me: Yes, I think we've established that now, but I'm trying to find out if you ever have Eisbein, or if you're just out on this occasion.
Deli Worker: Yes.
Me: Yes?
Deli Worker: Yes.
Me: Yes, you usually have it and have sold everything today, or yes, you don't stock it here at the store?
Deli Worker: Yes.
Me: Yes...
Deli Worker: Next customer.
Me: Haaai Yaah!

Shaun responds with a roundhouse karate kick, which extends over the counter, knocking off the head of the unhelpful deli worker.

[Plop. Deli Worker's head lands in the nearby humus.]



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