One Of The Funniest Things You Will Ever Read

Spotted this over at BangersAndNash the other day.

"1000 Tiny Things I Hate" is a blog by a British guy called Jon Brown, who writes about, well, the 1000 tiny things in life that he hates. Here with an extract:

#0091. PUTTING ON THE ADULT CHANNEL FOR A BIT, "JUST FOR A LAUGH."

Because here's what happens when one of your mates puts on some TV-based grot, just for a laugh -- no one actually laughs.

There's maybe a couple of nervous chuckles to begin with, possibly the odd, "Hello! Don't get many of them to the pound."

But then it all goes quiet.

And suddenly, you become aware that you're surrounded by your friends, and they've all got erections. And you then it hits you. This isn't ironic any more: you're just watching pornography with other men.

And that way, dear reader, lies the Circle Jerk.

Do yourself a favour and take a walk over to his site - http://tinythingsihate.blogspot.com - I spent the last 15 minutes there, and I have literally pissed myself.

I don't know how I'm going to explain myself out of this one however, because I'm wearing camel chinos so there is no real way of hiding it. Thus, humiliation awaits me.



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