Shaun Finally Gets His Lounge Suite

After months of sitting on cardboard boxes as well as The Girlfriend, whenever she was disobedient, my Klooftique furniture finally arrived. I was so excited I decided to hire a model to show them off.

I then realised I didn't know any models so I used Some Other Guy instead, as he has a lovely pair of thighs.


Furniture Model: Some Other Guy models one of the luxurious Brussels Velvet armchairs. To his left, a massive Dark Bovine leather couch, which is as long as a stretch limo and can seat up to ten people. Ten fat people. Wearing rucksacks.



Look At Those Thighs: Some Other Guy shows off his lovely pair of thighs as we see the second luxurious Brussels Velvet armchair. See the glint in his eye as Some Other Guy gently strokes the luxurious surface, like an exuberant youth fondling his first pair of breasts.


A Tough Decision: Some Other Guy is mulling. What feels more comfortable, the couch or the armchair? He couldn't decide, and was driven to madness. He began barking like a dog, and jumped out the window, running down the street on all fours. (This happened once before when he found out that professional wresting was fake) We eventually found him in Kloof street, naked and foaming at the mouth, and shot him with horse tranquilizer, which we usually do when he gets out of hand.

Some Other Guy's breakdown aside, a big thank you to Klooftique, ironically in Kloof Street, for their fabulous range of furniture on offer, as well as the fantastic service from consultant Kim, who will make sure you get the right lounge suite to suit your unique style.



Be sure to visit their website at www.klooftique.co.za.


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