Telkom, When Am I Getting My F*cking Phone Line?

I applied for another Telkom phone line about 6 weeks ago now and, despite being told that it would take 21 working days at most, I am still waiting.

Waiting like a disconsolate kid with divorced parents, who patiently sits outside in the rain, waiting for his dad to come and fetch him for a weekend like he promised. Except the dad has forgotten again, and is banging his young P.A with the cute mole on her lip instead.

Seriously, how can it take so long for a seemingly easy process? Are you deliberately f*cking with me, Telkom?

Why can't you tell me how long it will take? Hearing that "it will be set up as soon as possible, but we're not sure when" does not inspire me with any confidence.

When am I getting my phone line? When am I getting my phone line? When am I getting my phone line?

Phone line?

When?



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